Adventures on the waves - Part 5

*points to the same shark swimming around*...

That moment I felt like jumping in and stabbing with a harpoon...

...? *cocks her head* You know me to do what..? *sits down and holds her high* Like this?

We have to let it go...*sighs*

Why?

...*roll eyes as she puts Heart on her back*

*Laughs as she's lifted up* Wee!

Be careful with her, Apple.

It ate a fish? Don't worry it can't come on the beach.

I know, it kinda sucks.

Oh, alright then.

Because, you didn't think at all.....*Walks back to the beach*

Flying...! *turns her around before setting her down* Do you like that?! Another round?

I don't know..something feels like that shark has been following us through the water...

*nods*... Hey love, what if we were stranded on this island, what do you do?

Mummy not scared?

.......*follows*

This cliff is very high, love... watch your hooves!

*Giggles as her diaper starts to slip off*

Be careful with her....

What do you mean?

Well, guess we'd just have to find a way to leave. No, I'm not.

*Frowns as he walks* Yeah, it is quite steep.

Uh oh....*sets down her little sister on Melody's lap* Hey, Flash, could you get that diaper... thanks!

It's a sense of you being followed, to put it simply.

Okay! *giggles and nuzzles her chin* Hmmm.....*stares at the picture then stares back at the sea* No more..?

*nods* In any case, I have to go to the nearby river and fish.. does anyone wants to go with me?

Daddy, don't go!

*sighs and sits down next to her* It will only take a while..

*starts crying*

What is this artifact, son?

Hmm... I don't know... no one knows it. Legends say a powerful god sealed it in a volcano...which is this mountain... Probably have to do with lots of power.

*sat down a nearby chair with deep thoughts before sending a raven to the skies*

Of course. *Goes to brings them a new diaper*

*Changes the fillies diaper*

Oh, I see.... You think it followed us?

You want to watch daddy fish?

Blade, I think we've seen enough battling evil for a lifetime.... Try not to release some ancient deity we know nothing about....

Whatcha thinkin' about? *Sits next to Vespers*

*giggles* I guess I'm lucky she didn't pee when it drops....

In a way...its eyes were looking directly at us!

*shakes head before pointing to a lake monster picture, followed by the river*

I doubt there's any evil in the lake...

*yawns* I don't know about that.. This used to be a villian's base until it was cleared out to make a resort.

But..it would be fun, right? I mean you could electrocute it and sent it back to where it came!

..........

This island and how can I make it up to you...

*Laughs* Yeah, or worse.... She could of showered you with more than pee.

*Shakes her head laughing* You two are crazy....

Huh.... That's strange.

Yeah, daddy will be fine. No need to worry.*Nuzzles her*

Son, the thing is you shouldn't unleash an ancient evil just to fight it. I think I've had adventures, though you and your siblings are enough trouble.

*Nuzzles him* I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it.

Ewwww... *blinks* I think High Note will be able to control it...maybe not foals cant.

Or maybe I had these too much. *holds up a beer can*

*just gives a skeptical look* ..

Yes, I will be.. although its the first time i have fish here..

What do us kids have to do with ancient evil..?!

*roll eyes*

No its fine.*nuzzles her* this island... seems to be giving off an evil scent..must confirm it

Maybe, I guess it depends on the pony.

Aye, nothin' like a bit o' beer on the beach.

Yeah, it'll be fine. Don't worry about it, okay?

The ancient part, nothing. The evil part, well you're constantly causing trouble. Heart and Smoke don't give me as many headaches as you. I wasn't you were evil, in all seriousness. I meant I'd like to just worry about my family, and not have to deal with a dangerous threat.

Oh? Should we tell Thunder or wait until you can confirm it?

If she releases... both of us will be hit! *laughs* But looks like we have to play with her regularly..

I feel like I had a drop too much

.
*just nuzzle Sky contendly*

I guess I will go on my own since no one's coming..

Look if its that bad, how can I show you my pet lobster then?

Best to wait.*puts on a gardeners hat and hawaiian shirt*

Yeah, at least she sleeps a lot. *Nuzzles*

Perhaps, a nap then? Not too much you can do.

You sure you don't wanna watch daddy, Olivia?

*Looks at him confused* You're pet lobster? When'd ya get lobster?

Oh alright.... How do Flash and Dash like living with you?

((I couldn't who to put Flash and Dash with.))

But she wakes up randomly just to scare you...Hmm... this prepares us for parenthood..I don't want to grow up...

If if Mama go!

*just prepare his toolbox & gear*

It's at the back of the cliffs, wanna see...?

They have gotten alot better under me...it's like a teacher- student apprenticeship.... still I wonder if they would continue this line or work, or a one off thing...

*Shrugs* It can't be that bad, I mean we'd be able to do what we want.

Of course, Sweetie.*Goes over to Sirius while carrying Olivia*

You know what, sure. How about your mother?

Guess they'll have to decide for themselves. Other than that, is there anything you'd like to discuss?

You mean... like..? umm...? *scratches her head* Bad and good things like casino and sex..?

Water...something....*pauses and nuzzles her mother again*

*cocks his head* The fishing area is very near the beach too....*casts his line into the water* Nothing's happening.. hmm....

Sure...but..what is this?! What is this?!


(X 100 times bigger)

I call him... Lobster Max! Cool, huh?

We can finish off where we left off...*touches her privates bit before sending off his raven to the skies again*...*faces her* My ravens haven't found anything unusual...although our boat crew has gone missing.

Well, not exactly.... But, I guess so... I was just saying it can't be all bad.

Alright, not to far then.

*Jumps a bit*..... Blade, why can't you be normal?! Though, I kinda agree.....

*Slaps him* There are children around....

I hate all the responsibilites that come with it..but theres time to adjust..!

Mummy! Look! *points to Vespers being slapped, far away*

Kids...*roll eyes then look back into the water* Why are the fishes avoiding my bait...I used a live one!

....Son, please.

If you pat its head, you can ride on it too!

Ow, that was a wake up call..

True, but we still have a few years before we have to deal with it.

Don't worry about it, Sweetie. That's nothing. *Looks at Sirius* Well, just give it a minute.

*Mumbles to himself* I'm not even fourty and this kid gives me gray hair.

Geez, do you ever stop and think before you act?

Do you think...do you think... there's a guidebook on how to be one..?

*scribbles a small drawing board then shows Smoke it from a distance, still nuzzling Sky* .......Read! *the only word that was written there is 'ENCORE'*

I do now...*rubs his face* That was a good wake up call..

I got something! It's..it's...an old shoe....*stares at the catch then throws his line again* ...How did it get here..?

Look at this...Max, throw a lobster punch! *The giant lobster smashes a rock easily with a pinch smash*

.........Wow.

*Wide eyed expression* Might be one, but mostly porn.... Yeah, I'm not sure either.

*Looks over at the filly confused* Anyway, how about we hold off on that for now.

Not sure, honey. Somepony must of lost it.

*Cocks head impressed* Well, it could be more than a future entrée.....

What does porn and being an adult have to do with each other?

She just wants you to hit me again because she finds it funny. *roll eyes*

Ugh... i have to try again.

Think I could bring it home..?

*Shrugs* Not sure, it was the first thing I thought of....

I know, but I think once was enough.

Yes, I guess you will.

Well, fried lobster does sound delicious...*Chuckles*

Or maybe its your privates talking? *giggles* Anyway, I want to look for sea shells...

Could have been worse. Like a punch to the dick. We have to wait until the crows come back


*casts his line and gets a bottle with paper inside* More rubbish...great.

Thunder!

But its a pet...besides its strong enough to kill you.

*Chuckles sheepishly* Yeah, let's find some seashells.

*Whispers in his ear* Well, I want that to be in working order for later. As for the crows, how long do they have.

Does the paper say anything? Might as well check....

Okay, okay.... I was joking. Anyway, it's too big..... *Winks at Blade* Not a problem in a few situations.... But, it won't fit in the house or the backyard.

*bloops his nose before looking around* Hey, did anypony brought a metal detector?!

You meant my spell..? *looks at the skies* Around a hour or two is the maxmium before I swap out for another one.

It's a map and at the back of the map, it is written in dried blood "HELP ME"......*blank stare*

*goes back and sits by her mother again, starring at the water* Mummy.

That is called a "reflection". You can see yourself..

*frowns* What will the neighbors say about it?

I could use a shrink ray or summon it using a whistle I just found.